Erika

<erika> it was so quiet outside
<Zeldy> SUP FAG
<erika> a bird was singing
<erika> it was beautiful
<Zeldy> did you throw a rock at it?
<Zeldy> don't lie now
<erika> yes, that's what made it beautiful

<erika> i'm gonna come to your place and fuck your mother
<erika> and i hope she's dead or i'm going to have to kill her before i can fuck her
<Zeldy> go ahead dude

<erika> id suck ur dick till the juices ran hard and fast like the nile
<erika> ur nan is fresh

<erika> okay so you see some ladies walking down the street wearing burkas
<erika> do you go like hey there sexy
<erika> you got such a nice body

<erika> guess what wood i had when i woke up
<erika> oak.

<erika> that's as ironic as me wearing a shirt that says "I LOVE VAGINA" on it

<erika> GET THE PANTS AWAY FROM THE PENIS
<erika> I AM NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN

<erika> type in "/disconnect [Tom]" now
<erika> to kick him
* [Lolita] (~chatzilla@84.30.136.64) Quit (Quit: [Tom])

<Garrry> they should make pencil sharpeners
<Garrry> for dicks
<erika> yea
<erika> id get one
<erika> n put it on my table at school
<erika> so i can sharpen my dick when i need to

<miaow> What do you call a man with a one inch penis?
<erika> a miaow

<Azrael> bitches call my dick a comet because they only see if through a telescope, and only once every 70 years
<erika> HAHAHAHAHA AZRAEL THAT IS SO TRUE
<Azrael> :(